Do You Want DeAndre? Because Ziki doesn't want DeAndre.

We all know DeAndre Jordan has never lived up to the hype. He's been in the league now for six years and yet only this season has finally reached 10 points a game. He has been beastly on the boards averaging 12.7 a game, but his FG% is down and he still can't shoot foul shots worth a damn. Regardless, that clearly warrants him being worth point guards who went for $20 or more at the draft, right?

Ziki gets: Jrue Holiday
Curtis gets: DeAndre Jordan

Trade offer rating: 4 stars

It's not the worst deal we've seen, but Holiday is still putting up quality numbers despite not playing his best. Quality numbers that keeps him well above the value of a guy who may not sustain his rebounding levels. Also Curtis wants nothing to do with a big man because his team is built around small ball, so the trade gains an extra star for Ziki's stupidity in roster assessment. Ziki, however, wasn't done there...

Ziki gets: Jeff Teague
Grimaldi gets: DeAndre Jordan

Trade offer rating: 6 stars

This one's definitely better than the first...for Ziki. Teague is having a great season putting up career high numbers in points and assists. His foul or three point shooting isn't as good as last year, but that should turn around.